ANOTHER EPIDEM-IDEA: Scientists gave us the flea bomb to get rid of the nasty pests in our homes. They gave us the neutron bomb to get rid of the nasty people on our planet. So how about scientists put their efforts into something similar in this situation. How about a FLU-TRON bomb. Like “War of…
It rained. LOUD. Don’t you just LOVE loud rain? Anyway, I’d put up my handy-dandy $59.95 Ozark Trail 4-Person Instant Dome Tent (see above) a couple of days ago, so i’d have a place to vacation. I bought the thing probably eight years ago, and I can put it up by myself in less than five…
Help me here. It (yeah, “it“) says you just need to wash your hands a lot, with soap and water, for 20 seconds. Then you’ll be COVID safe. So can someone explain to me what all this fuss is about hand sanitizer and bleach etc? I mean, can’t you just use soap on all those…
My phone camera was full up. Not one … more … photo, it said, digging in its little android data heels, until you get rid of some. Yeah, annoying. But again in these times, the pause and reset button was a lesson for which i can now be grateful. I started scrolling Images flashed before…
Can we talk hair for a minute? My hair. It’s … it’s … God, how can I describe it? OK (she typed, closing her eyes for strength): It’s Donald Trump color, in a Rod Stewart shag. I know. I know. Kill me now. Stick hot pencils in my eyes. I knew this would happen, I…
Wasn’t sure I should go into what could be the eye of a hurricane — a Great Big Crystal Run Healthcare Facility — to see my asthma doc. After all, isn’t this where people with COVID go? Anyway, they’ve set it up like my veterinarian did weeks ago: Sit in your car, they’ll come get…
What’re you doing right now? I know you’re not busy – unless you’re an epidemiologist looking for a cure. Then stay at it, give me your address, and we’ll all send you No-Doz. The rest of you guys, join us for a global meditation for world peace at 5:30 today, Friday, day whatever of the…
I feel bad. Guilty, It can’t be helped, sort of. I am a sitting duck, according to statistics. I check√√ off all the at-risk boxes on the COVID hit list √ I am old, according to #coronavirus. √ I am medically compromised — asthma. √ I get no sleep. √ I am always stressed. √…
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